Men Who Think Their Penis Is Small Is Drawn To Sports Cars

[MJS73]

Yep, mine is only 3”... from the floor.

 

[Old Mopar Guy]

I thought that only applied to Corvette guys?

 

[jroyk]

Stolen from Richard Pryor.
Warning! Too many N words to post here.

YouTube search “Richard Pryor Water Cold”
Hilarious.

 

[Magnified]

A friend of mines wife..(not car people).always brings up that goofy analogy when one of us gets a new hot rod...I finally said..(in mixed company)..ya know...I've seen your husband in the shower...dude should be drivin a Lambo...not a Camary....she thinks I'm an AH...but we don't hear that story anymore...

Lol you called her husband small dicked to his and her face? Damn

 

[drag racer]

I didn't read the story but really. So maybe Porsche owners

Reminds me of a Leno car video I was watching the other day and he said, "Do you know what the difference is between a Porsche owner and a porcupine? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside." LMAO

 

[1971demon]

My balls are like that

Canadian beer will do that to yer nut sack..

 

[1971demon]

Lol you called her husband small dicked to his and her face? Damn

Sure did...the women thought it was hilarious...She's been singing me that song since I had my 35' Fountain off shore boat in 86...I had enough..

 

[jroyk]

Reminds me of a Leno car video I was watching the other day and he said, "Do you know what the difference is between a Porsche owner and a porcupine? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside." LMAO

The way I heard it was, The difference between a BMW and a porcupine.

 

[1971demon]

The way I heard it was, The difference between a BMW and a porcupine.

How true that is

 

[drag racer]

...has multiple applications...

 

[DavidKFla]

I say that Hyundai drivers are your new BMW drivers.

 

[jroyk]

Conversely, do the people that make these accusations want us to think they have donkey dicks because they drive a
Prius or a Kia minivan?

 

[1971demon]

I say that Hyundai drivers are your new BMW drivers.

I was a Porsche guy from 85/89...and a BMW guy from 90/94.....I never fit the mold...and found the cars to be acceptable...not exceptional...not much to choose from back then...

 

[1971demon]

I was a Porsche guy from 85/89...and a BMW guy from 90/94.....I never fit the mold...and found the cars to be acceptable...not exceptional...not much to choose from back then...

Funny....today most Porsche owners...are usually around 5'8"..generally spindly..(150lbs or so)...close cropped facial hair...and almost all wear glasses...

 

[DavidKFla]

Funny....today most Porsche owners...are usually around 5'8"..generally spindly..(150lbs or so)...close cropped facial hair...and almost all wear glasses...

I always see oriental guys driving them. I've revved on a few and they never have responded back even though I think they were faster.

 

[Jimmy N.]

I've revved on a few and they never have responded back even though I think they were faster.

But of course they are. Most Porsches are appropriately equipped with two doors.

 

[MJS73]

Stolen from Richard Pryor.
Warning! Too many N words to post here.

YouTube search “Richard Pryor Water Cold”
Hilarious.

Sure but Sling Blad tells it better.

 

[MJS73]

I always see oriental guys driving them. I've revved on a few and they never have responded back even though I think they were faster.

Oriental...hahahaha

 

[1971demon]

But of course they are. Most Porsches are appropriately equipped with two doors.

Yeah but even Porsche desecrated a 911 with 2 extra doors...a mortal sin in my book

 

[1971demon]

Oriental...hahahaha

Dave's right...and they are always young little guys...