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[Hunter]

I drive the speed limit when behind the wheel of my Hellcat - it's never seen more than 65mph...😉😋😉🤭

Liar!!

 

[72 440 Barracuda]

Liar!!

What if I am a politician? Then it's not lying if my lips aren't moving

 

[OLDBAYCRAB]

No idea, I can't even get into the Admin section anymore, they took that away before all of the crap went down, and then when we came over here, I surrendered my Moderator access. (Which annoyed them for some strange reason)

Hell, I'm probably banned myself.

Hell, last I checked... my old IP address is still blocked. Can't even pull up the login page... I'm crushed...

 

[Magnified]

The other site offered me a $100 bribe by Paypal if I would return

 

[72 440 Barracuda]

The other site offered me a $100 bribe by Paypal if I would return

Why - do you want to leave us?

 

[OLDBAYCRAB]

The other site offered me a $100 bribe by Paypal if I would return

You sure that it was the other site that made the offer?

 

[1971demon]

My Redeye has two pedals. My previous Hellcat had three pedals.

Should I be concerned?

ABSOLUTELY!!!!...see your primary health care provider immediately...this should not be takin lightly..the two pedal syndrome is indicative of dangerously low testosterone levels..other symtoms include loss of facial hair..impaired hearing...and if left unchecked....in severe cases...MAN BOOBS

 

[1971demon]

The other site offered me a $100 bribe by Paypal if I would return

I was offered 500 for acts of espionage ...till they noticed my ten year old flip...phone

 

[Hunter]

Challenger SRT Hellcat codes

 

[OLDBAYCRAB]

ABSOLUTELY!!!!...see your primary health care provider immediately...this should not be takin lightly..the two pedal syndrome is indicative of dangerously low testosterone levels..other symtoms include loss of facial hair..impaired hearing...and if left unchecked....in severe cases...MAN BOOBS

HOLY SH*T... I'm doomed... and probably should get to the hospital immediately.

Don't know what my testosterone level is currently BUT,
Wife tells me daily that I don't hear sh*t.
AND... the other day I found it oddly fascinating while washing my chest in the shower. Hmmm....
I'm at least 1/2 way to being a goner apparently.

 

[1971demon]

HOLY SH*T... I'm doomed... and probably should get to the hospital immediately.

Don't know what my testosterone level is currently BUT,
Wife tells me daily that I don't hear sh*t.
AND... the other day I found it oddly fascinating while washing my chest in the shower. Hmmm....
I'm at least 1/2 way to being a goner apparently.

Now i'm no MD…..but it sounds to me like you are well on your way....to becoming your sister

 

[BULL]

How much weight in my Challenger can I save with a rear seat delete?

How much weight is in the trunk?

Should I add ballast to help with weight transfer or traction?

 

[Hickster]

How much weight could I loose if I took all 6 fiancée's out of the and replaced them with a 22 year old hooker??? And a case of beer??

 

[OLDBAYCRAB]

How much weight could I loose if I took all 6 fiancée's out of the and replaced them with a 22 year old hooker??? And a case of beer??

Would that be Lite Beer or Light Beer? Could effect the weight loss calculation.

 

[72 440 Barracuda]

How much weight can you remove from the Hellcat and still keep the car streetable?
(all the legal pass car functions intact)

 

[The Englishman]

What colour is my satin black hood?

 

[Hellcatcfp]

How much faster will my Hellcat Charger be if I lose 30 pounds?

Who sells the 30 pound, ok 40 pound driver weight delete kits?

 

[1971demon]

How much weight could I loose if I took all 6 fiancée's out of the and replaced them with a 22 year old hooker??? And a case of beer??

Hickster...ya gotta stop proposing to every 22 yr old hooker you pick up...

 

[1971demon]

How much faster will my Hellcat Charger be if I lose 30 pounds?

Who sells the 30 pound, ok 40 pound driver weight delete kits?

any good surgeon

 

[1971demon]

How much weight in my Challenger can I save with a rear seat delete?

How much weight is in the trunk?

Should I add ballast to help with weight transfer or traction?

In New jersey...some challengers have up to 300lbs in the trunk...