Do they have snowmobile specific parking?
Do the Mounties use snowmobiles to catch speeders on the way home?
Boy do I have stories
Some places in upper Canada you are not going anyplace without a Beermobile
We came out of a watering hole in Quebec several years ago & the OPP were waiting for us in the parking lot
My buddy in a French accent said "Quick stagger its the fuzz"
He staggered 10 feet & hid behind a tree in about 3 feet of snow all the while the cop had a light pinned on him
Cops says "Where does he think he is going"
I was laughing my ass off
Then he start puking behind the tree
Cop says " You have 2 choices, call a cab or I take you to the station"
After some fun banter
I said why were you waiting for us
He says "its pretty obvious you guys were drunk when you got here the way you parked so I have been waiting"
1 machine was on top of a picnic table ( deep snow )
1 was on its side ( deep snow )
2 others hit each other head on & were left that way ( drunk )
We cabbed it back the the cottage
When I opened the bathroom door
1 of the guys that arrived late was beating off in the shitter to a cosmopolitan magazine & threw his artificial leg at me
Those Frenchmen are crazy
Fun times