Welcome and nice screen/user name! Reminds me of a funny story…
When I was a lowly E-I-owe-you-1 at the Ft. Benning School for Wayward Young Men attending their 11 Bravo training program in the year of our Lord 1987 in Harmony Church (no Sand “Hilton” for me!) one of my youthful classmates thought it was be amusing to sign the chow hall sheet with something other than his last 4 and last, first name…
One morning he sat across from me as one of our Drill Sergeants screamed (not yelled, screamed) out looking for “Billy Badass”, and kept repeating the last 4 of his SSN (which were actually accurate). The look on that young man’s face is something I’ll never forget.
Until the day we graduated he was the platoon shit-magnet which in turn made life easier for the rest of us. No matter what he did they just hammered on him. It was quite amusing and I ALMOST felt bad, for as hysterical as it was that he would do that (he signed in as George Bush, Ronald Reagan, etc) everyone knew it was a bad idea and if he got caught it was gonna be yard sale ugly…and it was and worse!